Dirty Feet, Clean Socks

I brought ten pairs of socks with me in order to always have enough. However, since I bought rocks I never use socks anymore. Thus all of my socks are relatively clean compared to my feet at the end of each day. Because of the dirt that is caked on my feet I was them each day at a spigit next to the farm stand. However, last night I forgot to wash and found myself at my tent with terribly dirty toes. In order not to get my semi-dirt free bed more dirty I decided to put socks on in order to trap the dirt on my feet. The few crumbs which filtered through the threading were minor casualties compared to what could have happened. I awoke happy and with a clean bed. My feet were still dirty but that's alright with me.
P.S. I'm thinking of wearing gloves and a hair net to bed as well. My finger nails are terribly black and my hair is so greasy.